27 Weird AF Kitchen Products You Didn't Know Existed

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1. This bottle topper that gives you a nice steady stream on your condiments.

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Get it on Amazon for $7.
2. These urinal shot glasses that will get you piss drunk.

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Get the set on Amazon for $13.
3. This carrot sharpener that's here to sharpen your flavors.

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Get one from Amazon for $3.
4. This egg separator that's probably one of the worst ways to make breakfast.

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Get it on Amazon for $11.
6. This pickle picker to pick your pickled peppers playfully.

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Get one from Amazon for $9.
9. This plunger wine stopper that does just the opposite and clogs up your bottles.
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Get it on Amazon for $8.
11. This Beer Vibrator to give your beer that satisfying head.
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Get one from Amazon for $30.
12. This bubble wrap oven mitt with the right amount of tactile feels.

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Get it on Amazon for $15.
13. This vertical egg cooker to make what looks like an egg dildo.
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Get one from Amazon for $20.
15. This dinosaur masher that's sure to make potatoes scream out in terror.

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Get it on Amazon for $10.
16. These cockroach printed sandwich bags to keep people from eating your stuff and probably talking to you for the rest of the day.

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Get it on Amazon for $6.
19. This citrus reamer that looks like some terrible alien probe.

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Get one from Amazon for $24.
21. This car-like garlic chopper that destroys its clove passengers the more you drive.
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Get one from Amazon for $10.
23. This citrus squeezer that's here to abduct all of our lemons.

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Get one on Amazon for $74.
26. This banana injector so you can have every bite be an adventure in flavor.
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Get it from Fishpond for $15.
27. And this duck carcass presser to squeeze out all those precious juices from their dead bodies to use in ~sauces~.

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Get one for your duck on Amazon for $3,609.
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