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View image on Twitter rellybo @_RellOnline Why my little sister choose to be the chicken from Moana instead of just being Moana 8:11 PM - Oct 31, 2017 527527 Replies 50,21050,210 Retweets 236,060236,060 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 10. Twitter: @omgcorti 11. View image on Twitter ✞ SALEM ✞ @spiritbor3d me after i cut my bangs at 3am during a mental breakdown 6:20 PM - Nov 3, 2017 859859 Replies 35,33835,338 Retweets 117,794117,794 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 12. View image on Twitter shaun 美しい思考 @beyondshaun My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk and tried to cook spam in his dorm 10:33 AM - Oct 28, 2017 256256 Replies 32,06932,069 Retweets 97,97597,975 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 13. Trev4 @Dead_Epoch Engineers are the dudes who run the train right? I feel like too many people are majoring in engineering. There's not even that many trains. 5:11 AM - Oct 26, 2017 285285 Replies 25,73525,735 Retweets 98,20898,208 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 14. Starr @StarrAven_ Get you a man who can do both 7:25 AM - Oct 25, 2017 663663 Replies 41,64041,640 Retweets 124,922124,922 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 15. View image on Twitter Sam Keegan @keegstand_ i’m just trying to look at my phone bill and Jessica thinks i’m gassing her up 11:59 AM - Oct 25, 2017 7575 Replies 22,20922,209 Retweets 82,07482,074 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 16. 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View image on Twitter period lobster @depechemoth The Ring (2002) 8:49 PM - Oct 22, 2017 248248 Replies 45,67045,670 Retweets 97,18197,181 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 20. lil phag ✔@elijahdaniel it's annoying when people hate me for no reason bc there's so many good reasons to hate me just like pick one 11:06 PM - Jun 14, 2017 109109 Replies 28,25728,257 Retweets 68,87968,879 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 21. Hippo @InternetHippo julius caesar (dying after being stabbed 23 times): please…name a salad after me 1:38 AM - Oct 22, 2017 155155 Replies 27,68127,681 Retweets 81,26381,263 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 22. View image on Twitter Sydney King @SydneyKing3 Oh my gosh we really don’t deserve my mom. All she wanted to do was spell out love in our family pictures. She had no idea 12:27 AM - Oct 18, 2017 246246 Replies 30,42930,429 Retweets 143,321143,321 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 23. mary sophia grace @marys0phia college squirrels are so different than normal squirrels 4:55 PM - Oct 16, 2017 359359 Replies 22,86622,866 Retweets 65,06765,067 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 24. Twitter: @lasagnabby 25. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov friend: can i ask for ur advice on somethingme (have never made a decision that didn't fuck me over for months afterward): yes absolutely 5:22 AM - Oct 17, 2017 218218 Replies 47,29947,299 Retweets 125,290125,290 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 26. View image on Twitter YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO WHAT IT IS @AfricaByMowto OH MY GOD 12:34 AM - Oct 17, 2017 482482 Replies 23,59623,596 Retweets 82,01382,013 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy
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